Insurance companies save money by denying claims on a normal day. Paying to rebuild an entire state would jeopardize the big number going up and thus executive bonuses.

They won't be paying claims. They're not going to pay to rebuild a house that their models say will be knocked down again in 2-3 years by the next "storm of the century." Insurance companies exist to extract wealth, not to help people. And they will always have more lawyers than you.

If it passed in spite of her dissent, she’ll take credit for it with her constituents. They always do.

Flies are attracted to the smell of shit. Some advisor needs to be brave enough to tell Trump to change his diaper before he goes on stage.

When you think about it, Cuba is still being punished for being an ally of an empire that hasn’t existed for over three decades.

Porcine on porcine crime has to stop. Who do you even plant the drugs on? It’s madness.

Respondent must respond in writing to Petitioner’s Requests for Production by August 23, 2024, failing which the Court will order Respondent to appear at a hearing with its counsel and a managing officer of the company to explain its continued non-compliance with its discovery obligations,”

Don’t worry about the lawsuit too much, crazy pillow guy. Pay your bankruptcy attorneys well and follow their advice.

"In 2016, when a man bragged about assaulting women, various leaders of my faith then propped up this man as a poster boy for godly manhood and leadership," she continued. "This broke my heart as I have watched — quite frankly, for the last eight years — people who were curious about Jesus and His teachings [have] done a 180 and walked in the other direction from my faith."

I don't remember any Bible passages about grabbing pussies, but there are an untold number warning about false prophets who use a twisted, heretical version of religion to gain power and control over the masses.

One-trick pony confirms he's sticking to his one trick.

There is no decision to make. Ranting about things that make him angry is the only mode Trump has. There is no depth to his character, no contemplative side that asks the big questions. He's a dog barking at the cars passing by his window. That's all he's capable of being.

Maybe James Vance will find the courage to debate Walz if he shows up as the always fabulous Sofa Lauren.

The slurring is bad, but the content of the conversation is even worse.

I hate to be that guy, but I’m on mobile. Is there any accessible link to the actual audio?

“I want to talk to people who have no interest in talking to me, so I’m going to hang out by their vehicle for a while,” said definitely not creepy and stalkerish JD Vance.