Honest question: why not?

That's what you get when you let managers and the sales teams decide what games to develop and what features they should have. Hint: it has nothing to do with trying to squeeze out every cent your fans have.

Ah yes, your table is bready for you, sir.

Thanks! They look great, but it's not my birthday quite yet.

Signed, 9th grader

I'm Happy Gimme Cash

Two or more things can be alarming at the same time.

That's going to end well...

Yes, the Cascatelli! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascatelli

I think what they were trying to say was that at first it looks like a click bait headline, but that the dark truth is that it's actually directly from the UN.

Good guy!

I call bullshit.