That's fucking hilarious

Also the US: ensures there will never be another election anywhere by starting world war 3

Russia pressed the WW3 button almost 3 years ago. We're just taking our time getting to the party.

The only time I hear the blasted thing is when I don't hold the power button down long enough on my Bluetooth receiver in the car and for some reason the assistant thinks I've summoned it. Begone foul beast. You taint my vehicle with your presence.

It's funny how the talk from Russia about using nukes if their international border was crossed vanished immediately after it was crossed. Hard to garner sympathy from the world about being invaded when you're waving around a nuclear saber

This is what I did for the 2018 midterms. Some of my friends didn't really get why I was so adamant, but I dropped their assess at the church and let them vote. It do work.

I read an article that basically said we give up on trying to categorize you guys (97), you're just "transitionals". Not millennial or gen z. And honestly I get that. I only remember 9/11 because of my mother's reaction. I grew up in a weird phase for tech. And I don't feel like I belong to either group.

So I think they cracked the code!

Like they dropped all the characters and locations into a pot and stirred it. Almost nonsensical.

I disagree but I understand your perspective. To me the Fall of Reach was botched horribly. But I'm a lifelong Halo fan so that may not be applicable to most.

"A gentleman's hands could never be dirty!"

It's hard to comprehend their mindset

If the thought of a throbbing sausage doesn't get you going I don't know what will

Son of a bitch