Do the following:
First, say something along the lines of: "That is very difficult. On the one hand, you are so astonishingly beautiful that all features of you could be made by a master craftsman. On the other hand, as I am a person of faith, you could also be just God's most perfect creation.
Either way, would you excuse me a second while I go to refresh in the bathroom?"

Then you sneak out of the bathroom window because by the glorious lord Satan himself, you do not want to be in a relationship with someone who insists you do something after you refuse

Bear in area vs. Bear in volume

He is truly a good Catholic.
Murder victims go to heaven while you go straight down to the boiler room after suicide

Thots and payers, everyone

Ok, but it is really fucked up how transparent voting seems to be for you guys in the US:

How do you know who didn’t vote?

				We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up. 			

How do you know who’s “blue leaning”?

				We got your partisan lean from the same data broker who sold us your voting history. You wouldn’t believe how easy it was for us to get this stuff. So fucked up! 			

I used to love your card games before you got all political.

				Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid. 			

The left is bear in area, the right is bear in volume

Op writing they walked 3km of 4 miles feels very canadian

I mean, I am pretty sure after 23 years in guantanamo, they would admit to killing jfk and Franz Ferdinand as well

Wait until they find out about the mysterious black drink keeping me awake every damn morning

Worse than most democratic Gouverneurs, still 100x better for the US and the world than Trump

Ok, but how many millennial do you know that don't think shrek is hot?