That's because that's exactly what they are.

No, no, the real problem is video games... and Dungeons & Dragons... and the mall of course... and comic books... and...

The internet IS decentralized.

Long Term Satan?

I'd rather they use the open standard. Google should, too. If there are shortcomings with the standard then let's improve the standard, not create a custom implementation of it.

Shadow Cast: GPU accelerated screen and audio recording...

Neat, this could be interesting!

for X11

Oh. Anyway...

DDG is great, highly recommended. It reminds me of what Google used to be.

I know this is just a joke but why would he be calling HR instead of security?

Yup, we're done here. Mods can turn the comments off now.

So does Google though if we're being honest.

Honest opinion: The republican party is flailing and trying to "accomplish" anything they possibly can regardless of the actual benefits to citizens.

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.