Yes it does but avoiding the madhouse seems worth it. Lines at my Sam's are always 20+ minutes long

Because at the scale these stores work at. It's cheaper to have different units you can replace, repair and upgrade at different intervals as needed.

Well for starters because their job title is designer. Gotta earn that $$$$.

If they just copy and pasted it would be "What are we paying you for"

See every single UI/UX change on a modern operating system, or website in the past 30 years.

Yes but it's 100x faster to use the "Scan-n-go" on your phone anyways.

Scan shit with your phone camera as you put it in the cart. When done click checkout, pay on phone. Then just walk out. Occasionally someone will ask to check yer cart.

Honestly, Do we even need the caffeine?

Since quitting caffeine, I've felt a lot better. I used to wake up feeling like shit, drink my caffeine of choice, feel mid until it wears off, drink more, feel more mid, repeat, have trouble falling asleep.

Now I just wake up feeling mid, and go to sleep just fine. Big difference is that I save a bunch of money, and have less anxiety, and irritability, from all the stimulants.

They aren't taking them back from the retail stores.

They are taking them out from a production run, from storage facilities.

Y'all laugh but this man has amazing code coverage numbers.

My mate, Paul, says all numbers after 700 repeat so we can stop there.

We just give them different names so you think they're going up.

I prefer the cryptic each variable gets a single letter of the alphabet.

Yep and then they require you to put special characters, numbers, and capital letters because.... Reasons?

I would be the one getting hacked, not them.... Let me do what I want.

Clearly you've not had to use the home grown documentation methods.