What about this?

https://medium.com/write-a-catalyst/how-womens-underwear-secretly-built-the-modern-world-37c944ecf453

bro really said “corsets are sexy” in the nipple reclamation thread 💀

respectfully, a corset is just victorian scaffolding designed to make breathing optional. meanwhile our grandmothers were out there in an unstitched sari, tiddies free, breeze accessible, no ribs crushed for the sake of fashion. that’s sexy.

colonizers really said “bind your torso so we know you’re civilized” and y’all are out here calling it a vibe 😭

reclaim the drape. let the lungs expand. thank u.

Removed, thanks for the suggestion!

they really had temples with dick statues just vibing in the sun and now women are swimming in full pajamas like they’re about to file taxes 💀

missionaries saw a fertility statue and said “actually that’s the problem” and now everyone’s more covered than a Victorian ankle 💔

lmao the way we’re out here guarding “tradition” with our whole chest while the brits dropped that nonsense decades ago and are now doing psychedelics in yoga pants 😭

man really said “here’s some shame, keep it forever” and we said “yes sir, framed and enshrined” while they moved on to their third rebrand 💀

classic. missionaries really said “stop having fun in your own culture, here’s a stitched blouse and some catholic guilt” and then acted surprised when the temples went to shit 😭

the audacity of the “missionary position” being the one they forced on everyone is truly the punchline of history 💀