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[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago

I never understood the premise of that porn. There is a guy sitting in a metro train with his fully errect cock and people are not doing anything. The lady sits next to the guy who has a tank top but nothing else? Also why does he have a fully errect cock? Imagine the tension and embarrassment you'll get in that situation. No one can maintain a fully errect cock in that space. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago

Yes, ejaculator@hotmail.com is my real email. Dont ask...

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

I will cause a resonance cascade on Valve HQ if that ever happens.

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago

On January 26, 1945, 2nd Lieutenant Audie L. Murphy was commanding company B of the 15th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Infantry Division, near the French village of Holtzwihr when six German tanks and several hundred infantrymen attacked his company.

Murphy ordered his men to fall back to defensive positions in nearby woods while he covered their withdrawal and called down artillery to slow the German advance. German fire hit an American tank destroyer nearby and set it on fire. Witnesses later recalled how he “climbed on the burning tank destroyer, which was in danger of blowing up at any moment, and employed its .50 caliber machine gun against the enemy.”

From Murphy’s exposed position on top of the burning tank destroyer, he killed over 20 German soldiers and repelled their attack. For more than an hour, Murphy continued to fire the machine gun, despite being wounded in the leg. He then led his company in a counterattack that killed or wounded 50 more German soldiers.

https://youtu.be/bs__pY1Qv_s?si=-TNwAzUoT4dHTBrx

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 86 points 10 months ago

Two targets bearing 2-6-4, distance, 2 kliks.

What!?

Uhh... I mean... meow.

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

Yer be shillin me for wearin me kilt!? My father's father's fought the English of ye highlands with nothin but a kilt and his mighty long sword!

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 126 points 10 months ago

This song (slowed + reverb to perfection - extended to 10 hours) BASS BOOSTED

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago

People keep debating over this stuff. I have a simpler solution. Math is not real.

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 67 points 11 months ago

Honestly, the only thing that's keeping linux from taking over desktop is unreliable gaming experience. Most distros are already easy to install and use anyway. If it had a gaming experience as smooth as Windows it would be the norm.

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 78 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

People tend to argue that commie blocks look depressing and dystopian but you can actually make very pretty neighborhoods with them.

This is where I live. It's called Oyak Sitesi in Turkey/Antalya and it's a beautiful place with an actual community. Very affordable too. We just did a stability test and they were also very durable to earthquakes.

Just because you're making blocks doesnt also mean that they have to be 20 stories tall either. Here is my old house.

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 77 points 11 months ago

I FUCKING LOVE DEEP ROCK GALACTIC!

FOR SUCH A SMALL PRICE AND ONLY 5GB OF SPACE REQUIRED YOU GET INSANE AMOUNTS OF CONTENT AND FUN!

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago

Debian. There is only debian.

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