McLovin

It’s a trick to keep you trapped. You are already in the mirror, you’ve been here for a long time. Run! Escape!!

Fuck you stop calling me out, I’m 100% serious. Stop. lol

It’s a fine line to walk

There are likely thousands of people being hired and paid to do just this right now

There must be a legal point where something is so obviously meant for a use that no amount of “not meant to be used for this super obvious purpose” can no longer protect a company, right?

So there is a non-zero chance I will die in space

The amount of the population that is truly asexual is insanely low, and sex is biologically intended to arouse (in all senses of the word). Gotta reach the widest audience possible, and excite them when reached

He asks at 14:00 on a Saturday when the two of them are sitting around or doing chores

There’s pills for that

No.

Wait, is this not Google?