This hasn’t happened to me in years, and I’m worried you have just cursed me

Don’t be too embarrassed y’all. I am in the same boat as you, but reasonable people adjust their views and beliefs as new evidence is presented, which is exactly what we have done

I know…. I done some research to try and achieve this goal…. But thank you for your answer. I now have to go do more research. “Hey Alexa, where is the nearest bat rehabilitation center?”

Okay but you have to tell me: this isn’t the actual audio, right??

It’s a simple rule guys: it’s ALWAYS the president’s fault. Unless it’s their president, then it’s NEVER the president’s fault.

Good question: what’s the statute of limitations on something like this?

Well Costco brand is absolutely shit. Smells horrrrrible. Bought it and did my best to convince myself it wasn’t that bad I’d just finish the bottle, ended up tossing the whole thing

As with everything else, it only holds the value we assign to it

She can.

B-but they care so much about you!

I like you

Or, yknow, money