My left leg.

(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)

W……what?? If this is meant to be a joke, ok, but not well executed. If it’s not, please do not cheapen the term, especially in these times

China?? Censoring media??? No wayyyyyy

I actually lost 2 of mine. Gosh I hope I find them before the cops do…

I mean, we all have hearts don’t we? Who’s up for doing my bidding?

This meme is absurd because of course it’s in the morning otherwise it would have said 15:30

The guy already did the killing

For me it was fucking Void Train. I just want a new Raft okay??? And that’s what Void Train was supposed to be!!1

HAHAHA yah, they don’t know those things about you…..sure……

Whaaaaat?!? Effective therapy works????? Wtf I call bullshit no way. Just beat and arrest them like the good ol days and let the system continue to work like it has been.

But for real, how tf has it taken this long to treat humans as humans. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. I know I know, money and power, but can we act and think fucking civilized already? Do the powers that be really need a study to find out that humanizing people actually helps?

Rabble rabble! No one wants to work these days and pull themselves up by their bootstraps! Never mind that is literally impossible, so actually a perfect apt metaphor! Instead, they just want to spend time online ruining it for ME! Rabble rabble!

I pity the Foo