Bench warrant, let’s do this!

Things I will bet money on

• They will produce no evidence of any wrongdoing uncovered from any of these raids
• They will give some cryptic statement that tries to make it sound like they did find something
• Texas lawmakers will continue to not hold Paxton accountable for anything

Just throw a “I’m Kamala Harris and I approve this message” on the end of that, 1 commercial, in the bag. Next.

When they’re not recording your desktop in an unencrypted database for AI, boot-looping your computer with bad patches or showing ads in your start menu, they’re disabling your account for calling family to see if they’re still alive. Damn.

Boeing made $76B in revenue in 2023. This is slightly more than 1 day's revenue for them ($210M / day) or a bit more than 10 days profit for them ($21M / day). They will keep doing what they're doing, but increase their spending on a PR campaign to improve their public image.

Respect, but...

I will never get tired of comedy responses to photoshop requests. It's just a timeless classic.

These guys are really entertaining. Flat earth people are boring by comparison. Sovcits will use 15 legal and Latin terms they learned from their redneck uncle, cram all of them into a single rage Facebook post not understanding what any of them mean. Wonderful.

Like, people would just sit around, look each other in their stupid faces and talk? Gross. /s

dumbest fucking timeline. A subscription for a feature that requires no infrastructure and is part of the physical thing you just paid $40k for.