I like the idea that these are scientist-monitored birds that you remove the tag from before dressing and eating.

I know a good number of North Koreans...

How do you know so many North Koreans?

Eventually it's less a test of what you know, and more a test of how quick can you get through a reference guide.

mom kicks me out for being gay

find a sugar daddy

My reading tells me OP is a dude.

On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!

Well, all those Christians that are the victims of society for one. Them choosing the "difficult path of faith" explains at least part of the reason for why they are so unempathetic.

The only issue I have with this jape is the first in the list might should be "moondoe."

"Mom, I'm not hungry!" "Honey, I can see you're hard. Just eat it."

As the Honorable Apostophe Judge in charge of this district, the apostrophes displayed in this meme are accurate: the first being the possessive of "nobody", and the second being a contraction of "dick is". The accused is thus declared not guilty.

Is... is this true? I understand bazongas to be analagous to chesticles, whereas to be caked up is to hold a lotta junk in dat trunk.

Is there a reason she's dressed as an amazon? Beyond the thirst-trap?

Get off that high horse: linux can still run DotA 2.