Ew.

How’s that WeWork investment going?

Time to issue a new subpoena.

Anyone else getting serious larval-stage-Marjorie-Taylor-Greene vibes from this mug shot or just me?

Don't call it anything. Ignore it and maybe it will go away.

20 dead Mozilla and Firefox products

Those are rookie numbers!

--A single Google product manager, probably

At this point, I think they are actively trying to drive us away.

Hey Chrome, you remember when Internet Explorer had a lock on the installed user base? Do you remember when they shit all over their users to the point they were screaming for anything to replace it?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

If the world didn't have so many J.D. Vances in it, I would reconsider having children.

You mean Convicted Felon Donald Trump?

"Your Honor! How can my client possibly get a fair trial after the jury has heard what he did? This bell can not be unrung!"

--Trump's Laywers, probably

Have you considered employment with HP’s printer division? They could really use someone like you.