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It takes her only 2-3 repetitions to learn a new word, it's wild. She's super clever but also the doofiest dog I've ever seen, it's hilarious

If I leave any kind of gap between me and the car in front, it is an inevitability that some jackass will swoop in to cut me off. Happened 7 or 8 times just yesterday. Texas drivers are a menace

This has some real 'just go touch some grass' energy. You sound like my brother who after a decade of telling me that my mental health issues are my fault because I don't live the way he does, still can't seem to comprehend that fucked-up brain chemistry is a thing that exists. All the salads and fresh air in the world won't suddenly fix my neurotransmitters and just magically correct the fundamental dysfunction up there. Maybe don't act like you know what will fix me if you don't even understand what's wrong with me.

Adios, turd nuggets

72% of statistics are made up so there's a pretty good chance you're right

I don't know either, but I'm sure somebody will gladly ruin my day by telling me

The ending solo from Free Bird

Rob Schneider is, Flying Solo! Rated PG-13!

I definitely am but I'll probably have to vote for him anyway so like fuck me, i guess