Musk: “We must protect our source code at all costs! You, intern! What’s your name?”
Zuckerberg: “Hugh Man, sir.”
Musk: “Hugh Man! Now that’s a name I can trust! Go on and take this source code to our secure server room.”
Twitter Employee: “Mr. Musk sir, there’s something about that intern…”
Musk: “You’re damn right there is! He’s gunning for your job; and he just might get it.”
Threads launches
Twitter Employee: “sigh…”
Johnson! Come and look at this video. Is that a giant…