In his defense he has been unlikable for the entirety of many people's lives

It's also amazing that they're "perfectly compatible" with the first teenage boy their parents let her talk to for more than 4 minutes alone

Brave statement from a man who is only alive because the poors would rather not get arrested

Can't wait for people in red states making <$50k to be really mad about this for some reason

Sounds good, I'll keep voting for the party that hates US citizens

-Fucking dipshits who think they're doing anything other than volunteer work for billionaires

Ahh good. The Catholic Church model of reporting and punishment doesn't work so well

I'll never understand people's obsession with things others want to do to themselves. Things that have absolutely zero impact to anyone else

I don't understand people who inject their lips or get other fucked up implants but I'm not going to violate their privacy or advocate for laws against them

My favorite, since I'm not a programmer anymore, is excel

E: Your formula has a circular reference. I ain't doing shit till you fix it

Me: where?

E: In your spreadsheet, I don't fucking know

They've really strongly adopted their new "Do only evil" mantra

Search engine protocol:

Ignore first few results (ads)

Ignore next few results (bullshit spam comparison farms)

Ignore really annoying site you think is ok but is a usability nightmare

Ignore subsection of reddit links

Find 0-1 useful links on first page

Regret

This is where politics gets so fucking disingenuine it makes me ill.

He didn't do "enough" yet we give the guy who did nothing-to-negative a pass?

Or they shit on a single democratic senator for not voting this way or that, giving a pass to the 50 shitheads who voted no because they're scared of getting murdered by either their base or the people who ~~bribe them~~ donate to their campaigns

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