This is brilliant good sir!

Me stargazing when the laser suddenly gets a misalignment error

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Goat beans are the worst. Dry and fibrous.

Hello, Nobel prize foundation?

Yes, this man right here!

Excuse you.

China to this day still can't bloody land spent rocket stages safely away from populated areas and you want them to fire off radioactive material into space and hope it doesn't accident crash land back on populated areas?

The inspiration for Squidward?

Also explains my urge to eat this man's wife's ass.

Buddy must have purchase a couple of bored apes just after the peak. He's still waiting for them to peak again

Sometimes all it takes for them to step back, it is to be faced with having to go through with the action in detail, not just the presumed relief at the end.

Perhaps it was also the fact they saw someone in the same situation and it made them stop and think for a moment.

Either way, good on you, a life saved is a life saved. Whether through love, empathy or boredom.

NFTs are essentially a decentralized >token. This means that they can be >used to represent anything you might >want to represent with a token, e.g. >ownership of a physical object such as a car or a house; ownership of a digital >asset, such as a website or game

No.

NFTs are not proof of ownership. At best they are the equivalent to receipts, at worse they are mere url links. They are certainly not title deeds, not proof of copyright ownership or anything of that sort. They are just a ledger that person D paid something to person C who paid something to person B who paid something to person A.

Lets use those NFT monkeys as an example. There is literally no proof anywhere on that NFT chain that person A is the rightful copyright owner or has the rights to sell said image. Furthermore, there is no proof that person A gave the rights to person B to resell said image. Or that anyone down the chain sold the complete rights instead of just selling the link to access monkey.jpg

Does profusely apologizing for puking on their dress count as conversation?

If yes then I'll have you know I'm quite the socializer.

Completely unwatchable