[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 99 points 1 month ago

Teaching the Asian colleagues the fine art of blocking factories and burning tires.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 180 points 1 month ago

People asked the question before. It went something like:

"You do realize that he'll be a dictator, right?"

" We don't care. He'll be our dictator and that's all that matters."

And then they'll say they do it for freedom and democracy.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 129 points 2 months ago

Best comment ever was "It used to work like this but person at client demanded it work like that on this date" when the client complained it shouldn't work like that.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 104 points 2 months ago

Same with water usage. Everybody has to reduce water, not wash cars while industry and agriculture who use like ¾ of the water don't do anything

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 106 points 3 months ago

They didn't start it with rocks. The first calculators used gears. Those were hard to reprogram. So they started using relais. That worked but was very slow. Then they found out that lamps (vacuum tubes) could take the place of relais but these wore down too fast. Then someone figured out that rock stuff (silicium) could do the same as a vacuum tube. After that it became a race to make them as small as possible to cram more of them together.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 125 points 3 months ago

Sometimes, the AI gets the little details wrong.

In school we always get an assignment to compare the same story in different newspapers. It was amazing to see them all have different details. And that was before the internet existed. So AI here isn't better, just cheaper.

Other times, the AI wholly fabricates events.

We call that Boris Johnson.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 127 points 4 months ago

Meta tried to do the same. The EU response was to ask when they'd leave to plan the going away party. Meta was a lot less confrontational after that.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 101 points 4 months ago

I do love that flat earth documentary where the guy eventually proved the Earth is a sphere.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 130 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There are now three competing standards.

https://xkcd.com/927/

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 103 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm not pirating officer. I'm just collecting information for training my AI model.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 235 points 8 months ago

EU says it's not the EU fining Apple. It's actually 27 different countries. Now pay up.

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