See, the thing that has got it all fucked up now is mobile phones.
Nice use of the multiocular O.
You know it.
Pizza π
Did nobody see the thread yesterday about Saudi Arabia blocking this? You didn't need to read the thread or the article, the headline was enough. The fix was in. It was probably in from before the last COP summit.
Broccoli-boy haircut
It will be a cold day in Hell before I take any kind of advice from someone whose style guru is Bellwether from Zootopia.
Isn't that fat fuck dead?
My position: no government should be given the power to kill its citizens under any other circumstances than to protect other people from imminent violence, i.e. the same circumstances that would qualify as self-defence by a private individual.
For the sake of argument: if you really wanted a painless and humane death what could be better than a carefully modulated dose of opioids?
I'm guessing the answer is if they get high on the way out then it isn't justice because only fear and suffering will assuage those with a vengeance boner.
Schrödinger's McConnell: competent enough to lead the Republicans in Senate, not competent enough to answer questions about Trump under oath.
Because they have some fairly disgusting fantasies about what their life would be like if they no longer had to compete for minimum wage jobs with anyone else apart from other poorly educated white men.
Sells the joke better. If you split the sentence into clauses, using commas, then you give the brain a little rest and it would get to the punchline before you read it.
"I'd like to give them some fucking stimulus."