That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.

It's all very well people going on about accordion man's impatience but if you also had a leg hose full of okra to empty you'd soon see how it feels to be clowned on by a glam rocker with a bucket.

Thank fuck you're here, was going to use defrost on the microwave.

How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

Thanks for the source, it was an interesting read.

I helped her out of a jam, I guess

But I used a little too much force

Whenever I see content like this I always think to myself, "I wonder what the cat thinks it is doing?"

Klingons have two of every organ.

The Skin is an organ, not just an organ but the largest organ.

Reading about this person has put a shine on my whole day.

And three posts above this one on my feed:

US poor face economic hit as shutdown, childcare cliff, student loans converge

Wanting to reduce immigration, if you are in a Western nation with ageing populations and a falling birth rate is fucking stupid. Also, people advocating for reduced immigration are shitcunts.

Better?

Perhaps we could persuade some racist grannies to write in Zizek on their ballots? Like Vivek but much more hard line?