How is she allowed in countries where she needs to answer questions along the following lines in the arrival card: have you ever been arrested, etc.?

Good! I am sick and tired of living. Can't wait for this crap to be over.

For everything else: MasterCard.

The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe.. Or something like that.

Also as a non-american, I don't think I have ever trusted a co-worker in my 15+ years of professional experience. It's all fun and giggles until they see an opportunity to climb the ladder, and then colleagues will throw you under the bus without even blinking. Best to be safe than sorry.. Also, living is a miserable existence.

Have you tried cannabis? It helps with my pain, although it f*cks up with my sleep..