Not enough cholesterol

Krikkit! Krikkit! Krikkit!

Poor Buster

Wasn't that a retelling of "if it bleeds"

John candy enters the chat.

He also sold sofas

Glad there are lots of hoopy froods who know where their towel is.

Gotta get those sweet tax write-offs

Guybrush Threepwood enters the chat.

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Brown eye for brown eye