Maybe we should all record his address...

That's a whole vibe

He clearly ripped out his skidmark rather than clean it

As soon as he started talking about how excited people got when they heard the motorcade approach I got that sinking feeling like...oh no, Trump doesn't care about you though. :(

That's the whole point.

The bread was full of sand and grit and it would wear down your teeth to nubs by 25 tho...

Tinned sardines are a lovely snack and everyone should keep some on hand. This is a hill I am willing to die on. A hill of sardines.

I worked for Staples in my college years. They used to throw away bales upon bales of recyclable products every day while pumping up their image as a green place to shop or whatever. Maybe it was just the management of that specific store. Anyway, good on Staples for offering recycling services.

I literally have the Gem Stones one near me on my bed right now. They really are the best.

Anxiety is a real bich.

Nothing as nice as making a new bestie!

Aggressive support given!