Of all things I didn’t expect, Fiona Apple was the original answer.

Real missed opportunity to have it read, “I AM WHO I RAM”

I don’t know what I expected but that was mortifying.

The actual artist is selling one here.

I’ve heard concern of it becoming a pandemic in deer populations and also scientists are worried it’ll spread to people!

Yaaaaaaaaay. 🫠

It doesn’t.

Old Spice.

Both the plain, beautiful blue Fresh variety.

Both feel clean and smell fresh.

I have very sensitive skin.

I will pitch an apoplectic fit if they ever discontinue it.

YOU HEAR ME, OLD SPICE!? NO ONE NEEDS WOLFSBANE OR WHATEVER OTHER SHIT YOU’RE PEDDLING.

Just a guess: Dark.

Yeah, this is precisely what I’ve been thinking.

I feel like they gathered data, studied it, and wrote a prescriptive autocorrect that IMO was perfectly fine and was still pretty good at catching words I was most likely to use.

Then, all of a sudden, it turned into fucking scrabble and I find myself going, “WTF are you thinking autocorrect?”

Not sure when the change started but it’s officially shitty now.

Not to set my hopes to high but this sounds mad exciting!

I appreciate you saying that!

Hell, freefolk got best when the show really started shitting the bed.

Went from funny to straight up brutally hilarious.