[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 23 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Remember, you're a ghost piloting a walking tent of bone, blood, and flesh using a grey jelly computer running on ConfusedMeat_OS.

As is everyone and everything living that you know.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

PINEAPPLE FOR THE PINEAPPLE GOD!

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

Not only does pineapple belong on pizza, ham & pineapple pizza is the only pizza that is consistent in all three states: fresh and hot, cold, and reheated.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Why do you think he's representing Clacton. That's all they eat down there.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

If I can't navigate to your house without GPS does that mean when I arrive NATO is fucking your mother?

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

First a $40 fee just to swipe plastic is stupid, even VISA don't charge anywhere near that much for the card machine operator. Sorry you have to deal with that.

Also does the US not have smartphone banking apps? Do you have to pay fees for a bank transfer? Is it the landlord setting those fees? I'm confused how a free at point of use system is getting slapped with a fee.

Why does everyone in the US have to write cheques to eachother, wasting everyone's time going in person to the bank to cash them in? Even my employer just does a bank transfer to pay me my income.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

That's fucking ridiculous, sorry to hear that.

But why can't your landlord just accept a bank transfer every month you can set up on your banking app? Is this not a thing in the US?

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Who the hell is still writing cheques? Does this landlord also contact the tenant by carrier pigeon?

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

Doesn't have to be 100% and definitely doesn't have to completely change overnight. Even a 1% improvement is a victory.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh yeah pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to a null.

Fig. 1 - Meanwhile your C programming lecturer.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 167 points 1 year ago

He's on loan, please don't get scratches on him that won't buff out.

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