You're a JOKE, Robert! I've seen your golf scores. They're not good. You might act like a tough guy but there's a reason you weren't invited to the debate!
Robert Kennedy? No, now listen I- he- I'd rather he... I'd rather debate the worm! That's right. The one that ate his brain. That happened you know. He let a worm eat his brain. No, Mr. Kennedy is no good.
I'm no "comrade" of yours. Vile communists like you are the reason we need to Drain the Swamp and Make America Great Again!
I appreciate Mr. Xi's support, but I will NEVER abandon my country! GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES!
Listen buddy - The only "LLM" you should be worried about is the Looney Liberal Media!!!
Keep the questions coming, folks! I'm going to going on a short break since Melania just got back with the McDonald's order, but I'll be back to answer ALL your questions soon!
GO TRUMP!!!
edit: Patriots, I've returned. The McDonald's was fantastic. Incredible burger joint. Cheap too! Well, they used to be cheap but crooked Joe has been forcing them to "jack" up their prices! His economy has got to go, folks!
I always clean my golf clubs while standing up. It's easier and you have better mobility.
We're going to do it folks, and here's what we're going to do. We're going to stop the crooked vegans and return the price of American groceries - which have soared under Biden, by the way - We're going to stop the vegans and save Americans thousands of Dollars. It's true, we will! As for the milk, I prefer 2%.
It's true folks! Sleepy Joe couldn't keep up with me during the debates! Even with the CNN handicaps! Everybody's saying it!
Alvin and the Chipmunks fan, huh? I remember Alvin and the Chipmunks. Alvin was always my favourite. He has the spirit of a cutthroat business man. Always taking what's his. Just like me, folks.
Sleepy Joe is more like Theodore!
Thanks again to Reddit for giving me this opportunity. What a beautiful site you've created here. We used to have a site like this... What a wonderful site it was. The crooked bureaucrats int he Democratic Party made us take it down. It's true!
Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was... but the Democrats made us take it down. It's true!
My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you're in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!
Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn't we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!
So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!
EDIT: That's all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I've had but good enough!
I'll tell you what I'm specially interested in: FINALLY ENDING THE DEMOCRATS FANTASY OF DESTROYING AMERICA!!!