Hahaha, how bad does your anticheat have to be that it bans people who haven't even played the game yet? Or maybe its so good that it bans people BEFORE they cheat. "Good news, we dropped the cheating rate to 0%! We only had to ban the entire playerbase to do it!"

Yeah, and we can't give them that because trousers are a zero-sum game and if women wear trousers, then there won't be enough trousers to go around!

/s

Illinois Nazis

Illinoizis?

I came across a video on youtube from a major pro-business media outlet calling road diets a 'socialist ideal' and saying that the 'liberals are trying to take away our cars'. The comments were equally unhinged.

Yeah that would probably work

No, there's already enough junk floating around up there.

Its the sequel to Warframe: 1999, Warframe: North Korea.

And then they lose the hive anyway due to CCD or some nutrient deficiency that results from only consuming almond nectar.

Just last week I was almost run over by a silver honda civic while trying to use the crosswalk, said civic driver proceeded to honk and and yell at me for being in the way. Somehow, that's the second time I've almost been almost run over and then honked at by someone in a silver honda civic.

Infinite free beer exploit?

Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10

Malwarebytes double-charged my elderly grandmother and then refused to provide the service that she overpaid for because of a non-functional email verification system. Don't use Malwarebytes. Unless you're downloading tons of executables from some questionable source a virus won't randomally appear on your PC and even if it does, Microsoft ~~spyware~~Defender will do the exact same thing any other anti-virus would.