Anything sensitive is encrypted and I never decrypt it while running windows.

I call him the cheeto, or CHEAT-O.

Because the gun nuts usually know enough about how firearms work to just make their own guns.

Musk probably hit it with his signature offensive odor

a cellar full of tactical mil spec fishing poles

Given how often my fishing poles seem to break with only light use, that's not entirely unreasonable.

He's a single-celled organism and I live in fear that one day he'll divide by mitosis and then we'll have two of him