That person would totally win in a thumb war. Don’t even try

Like a houseplant angling toward the window light?

Exactly! I’ve said this for years, every time the meme comes up. I’m saying it right now to anyone nearby.

I mean, I have no real basis to know if canopy friction is the reason or not but I’m saving this post as support of my confirmation bias anyway.

I need this on a t-shirt.