Not tell anyone and just quietly retire. Spend as much time as possible with my kids as they grow.

Have you ever considered a career writing for Disney?

I tried it for a week and at least in my city it was pretty much unusable. Service is prioritized below T-Mobile proper, so it can be super slow if your area has a lot of T-Mobile users.

My state only does paper ballots and voting by mail. I completely agree that voting machines are completely unnecessary.