I just love shoes

It's the fish burps from the oil pills. Worst part of taking fish oil pills, but I hate seafood so this is the only way this is happening.

Ever try psychedelics? I fully understand they aren't for everyone, but it helped me get away from the autopilot feeling in life.

Unfortunately, most days I wish I could go back to autopilot. Being aware and present can be a curse.

That's my secret, I'm always talking about replacing First-past-the-post voting with Ranked Choice voting.

Damn, I already posted my diarrhea meme elsewhere.

I'm actually lighter because I have to buy my own food now and I don't qualify for food stamps somehow. At least the people at the food bank are the first nice people I've met in my entire life. They sometimes leave uplifting notes in the food bags.

Sorry nice people at the food bank, you're just not enough to make up for all that is wrong with this dumb ass world.

Fatboy Slim - Weapon of choice

Your pizza, Your choice

0.1%

I wish I could charge people $100 an hour to speak to me over the phone.

Yalls family's could afford vacations?

Damn I love Asian food.

Everybody Sucks Here

Me too, thanks.