[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 89 points 1 month ago

Let's be clear on what that implies: it means all women travelling Interstate would have to prove at a state border that they're not pregnant. Which means proving with what?

Some form of proof you have an IUD or contraceptive? They're planning on banning that too.

Some kind of medical document, emitted less than x days ago by a doctor?

And since that would be insanely difficult to obtain, it essentially means women would be banned from interstate travel.

Welcome to Gilead, blessed be the fucking fruit.

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 112 points 2 months ago

I 10,000% guarantee this would not be enacted by a Trump presidency. Worst, if some for of it was put forward it would have specific conditions limiting which country of origin this would apply to (surprise surprise: white ones).

Please don't get lured by the broken clock phenomenon...

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 months ago

The real question then is whether the dems are willing to run someone solid and progressive against him, and whether that person would have a shot...

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 127 points 4 months ago

What cracks me up is the piece of metal, labeled metal, attached to the one metric ton of... Metal

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 51 points 5 months ago

Shit - some rando from the internet sincerely wishes you luck, hope you beat the shit out of that cancer

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 56 points 5 months ago

Well huh. I was going to post: "you know who wouldn't have fallen for that? Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie, that's who".

But I enter the thread and who do I see, posting in the middle of the work day no less?

You guessed it. Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie.

Tsk tsk.

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 70 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I wonder..

By his own legal admission, he's not a journalist but an entertainer.

Thus what he's doing with Putin is entertainment.

So he's dealing with Russia (literally) and Russian companies to produce a profit making entertainment content.

Russia is under sanctions.

Isn't he breaking the law?

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 97 points 7 months ago

Align the two apples so they're off center to one another. One has 2/3 on the outside to the left, 1/3 to the right, the other 2/3 to the outside to the right, 1/3 to the left.

Bird's eye view, the single line cutting both apples will leave us with the left 2/3 of the first apple and the right 2/3 of the second, and a third portions made of 2 thirds, or another 2/3 of an apple.

One cut, 2 apples, 3 equal portions.

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 59 points 8 months ago

Dear United States,

I hope this email finds you well. I couldn't help but notice some unsettling developments in your life recently, and as your upstairs neighbor and friend, I felt the need to reach out.

It's been hard to ignore the noise from your past relationship with that abusive ex-boyfriend. You were so brave to leave him four years ago, especially after that terrifying January 6 incident. But now, I've heard whispers that you might be considering getting back together with him. Is that true?

I remember how hard it was for you, and for all of us who care about you, when he was around. His actions and the chaos he brought into your life were not only harmful to you but also affected those around you, including us upstairs. We thought we had lost the warm, friendly neighbor we knew.

Please think carefully about this decision. We all want what's best for you, and it's painful to see you possibly walking back into a situation that caused so much hurt and turmoil. If you need someone to talk to, I'm always here.

Take care and stay safe.

Sincerely,

Canada

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 152 points 8 months ago

I don't know what you millenial z's or something keep complaining about - just buy a detached single family house with a backyard in the city for 125k and pay up your 1% interest rate mortgage within 10 years while your wife keeps it clean and drinks herself to death while resenting you daily, like any civilized 30 year old with a job for life and guaranteed payout pension does!

Is the /s really necessary?

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 71 points 10 months ago

Someone REALLY need to stop that toddler.

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