Between grocery prices and 12 different streaming services who keep upping their prices, we're getting gouged on the bread and circuses too.

He's in a hoodie, take him out!

Hey, that geiser was three times over the legal limit. It was hot acid and whiskey.

Ignorance is bliss, defund NOAA!

#SharpiesArePredictiveTools #ConeOfCertainty

The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.

I hate frivolous lawsuits as much as anyone, but this seems very reasonable. Fix my stuff and let me keep the piece and we're cool.

Sophisticated computer scripts

if (request) { Connection.Stream(video); }

Aside from a back alley, where do you find a doctor to perform this?

Palin was my exit from the party. I was too young and influenced to realize Bush was a goober, but after Palin opened her mouth years later, I made the Seinfeld theater exit and haven't looked back. That was a slippery slope and they went straight Slip 'N Slide down it.

Yeah, you guys try making 20-30 xitposts a day. He deserves pay that is best expressed in scientific notation.

EA charges for the last four letters, they're DLC.

-sent from my ipohne