Great minds

I'm offended. Why particularly at me?

The Sandwich part sent me on a little goose chase (pun intended)

There's also the Sandwich tern (Thalasseus sandvicensis)

https://www.bto.org/understanding-birds/birdfacts/sandwich-tern

and the nēnē, aka Hawaiian goose (Branta sandvicensis)

https://avibase.bsc-eoc.org/species.jsp?avibaseid=EDB18078B9A2C905

And Wikipedia helped with the rest:

The Sandwich Islands is Captain James Cook's name for the Hawaiian Islands in 1778. He chose the name of his patron, the 4th Earl of Sandwich.

https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich_Islands

It's a play on Washington Crossing the Delaware - painting by Emanuel Leutze:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington%27s_crossing_of_the_Delaware_River

Sometimes humans make me feel really violent.

Sneaking a look at those claws 👀

Hoping someowl didn't hear you...

:( And here I hoped that changing the instance would help

It can also be found here: https://kekememes.de/picture/der-praktikant-sollte-eine-kiste-uhu-bestellen-xva1Xf4f8

The intern was supposed to order a box of Uhu (brand that's synonymously used for glue).

That's one of my favourite 'flat jokes' (Flachwitze in German).

Success is guaranteed if he swaps the green for white asparagus.