“Why aren’t more people looking at me? Look at me. Me.”

Hey I’m not judging. Whatever floats your boat.

Or stops it sinking.

“Wins” the opportunity to be “head bastard”.

Has he arrested by officers from Scotland Yarg?

I can’t believe he thought he’d get a-whey with it.

Etc.

How are we supposed to pronounce it? Ever since they changed it from “monkey pox” to “mpox”, every time I see it mentioned I immediately have the tune to mmmbop in my head.

There seems to be a few zeros missing off the end of that figure.

Can’t park that there mate.

Poor guy, I guess legally he hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

So it’s OK for Ukraine to invite friends along to help too?

They’re just after his chocolate factory.

Ah yes, I remember bugs with no way of getting them fixed.

And Spotify pass these savings onto the artists, right?