A century later and it's just as relevant. Fuck.

0.4 meters.

To be fair, the purchased parts are also the spoils of genocide, they're just second hand.

The previous millennium of Eurocentric imperialism:

Translation: Write me a new religion and convince me my current religion is crap. Anything less and you're wasting your breath.

No thank you.

Ah, for backpedaling

We can only hope to live lives that leave fascists seething for generations after we die. Rest in power.

That's absolutely a stack of tool boxes and crates.

Post-scarcity society that can turn energy into matter and engineers will STILL stack random shit in the lab instead of making a proper mount.

They're keeping the windshield in place. I used to have a very shitty vehicle where the (rear) windshield "glue" was bad and the thing would vibrate in the frame at high speed, so I wedged a plushy in there to silence it. Load bearing plushy.

I had a friend slap a knife out of a dudes hand by accident at a gas station once. The way he tells is, he was in line to pay, guy in front of him pulled a knife on the cashier, friend made a "oh shit" noise, guy turns around, friend drops his shit and somehow simultaneously knocks the knife out of the guys hand while clumsily trying to raise his own hands in a "don't stab me" guesture. Knife dude was running for the door before the knife hit the floor.

Friend got all the praise for saving the day, but he lets us know it was all a nat 20 luck roll and divine intervention from a trickster god.

Anon has discovered the origin of religion.

Yeah, actual joy touching his eyes gives this one away.