[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 71 points 3 weeks ago

Probably not. By the sounds of it, it's "just" traffic court... You'll be herded into a courtroom with a couple dozen others, and each of you will be called in turn to speak to the judge. Kinda like a pop quiz. You'll be told your charge and be asked a few questions. If you're polite and genuine you'll likely get off easy, since people LOVE to fight back and dig their hole deeper.

Back in high school I was in a similar situation, and basically got it completely dismissed because I was young and it was my first ever infraction.

IANAL

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 4 weeks ago

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written.

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 76 points 1 month ago

It's not just you

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 79 points 2 months ago

True kings fix each other's crowns.

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 68 points 3 months ago

Because the little shits (affectionate) don't want to put them down when appropriate

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 4 months ago

That's the joke

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 55 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Literally just make ads less obnoxious, and/or make YouTube premium not stupidly expensive. That's all you fuckin have to do, YouTube, and you can cut a huge portion of the cat and mouse game.

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 69 points 5 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 5 months ago

That's horrifying. Why would a potential life-threatening device be controlled by a smartphone app? What functions could possibly not be handled on the pump itself and need to be offloaded? What FDA crook was paid off to allow such a stupid thing to hit the market?

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 157 points 6 months ago

Good, stop using Discord to host your shit

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 9 months ago

Capitalism may hold us back in some regards but really helps in others.

The majority of people would likely be feudal peasants, working under a warmonger family that owns the sustaining land by force. No upward mobility except through bloodshed.

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 10 months ago

Good, can they go after gyms next?

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