fun fact: i needed to use landscape mode on my phone to see this comment

i dent ing

good luck with trademarking X, you fucking twats

(sorry, bad tweet/twat dadjoke)

laughs in Dutch... we don't do crap like that. Just buy a bike you use daily, and fix the parts that brake. (stadsfiets)

Although... we have a population of 17.9mln, but 23+ mln bicycles. So some of us do by in to the fancy-pants bullshit bikes as a second bike.