I'm still not calling it GNU

Do you really think it's a good idea to store your password, TOTP and pass key in one place?

Backdoor? Even if it isn't blatantly obvious - some autistic kid will notice a program runs 0.05 seconds slower and will work it out.

At the very least if you're going to be backdooring your code you might as well add "back door goes here" to your PR so we can easily cut it out when the hard fork happens without the backdoor included.

Still, you can pry Linux from my cold dead hands.

I'll be a homesteading hermit living off grid in the bush before I install Windows on a personal PC.

I've got 99 problems and at least 98 of them can be solved with a fair wage and eating the rich

You're highlighting that it's not a great solution, but at least a 2 hours of flat payment per office call would be an acknowledgement of my time considering it's an hour each way for the majority of people.

I have a convertible laptop with pen and it works fine.

Wait until you find out about fiat currency. Shit has been used in crime since before it was invented.

Any changes that are untested are intended.

That's alright, nobody is recommending Ubuntu.

$70? In Australia I pay $85 for 75/20 unlimited.

I'd probably just spin up a calendar such as one on Nextcloud but also change the name of the event to another plausible name such as:

Pay day.
Grandma coming to town.
Grandma leaving town.
Walk the cat.
Pick up groceries.
Collect mail.
Drop off mail.