Isn't the shell kept closed by "the meat"? By opening it you are cutting through their muscles. Being stabbed is quite a process.

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only if you byte through the shell

Cannot we solve this problem with AI, what happens if you request a topless lady with male nipples?

net favorable rating of negative six points

there must be another way of saying this

The movie does not contradict this

Yes, I think they do, It is a combination of:

• Survivor bias, where they only have good knowledge of their own lucky experience/
• Lack of empathy, so they are unable to understand how each persons circumstances are different.
• A pinch of Narcissism, where they do think they deserve their luck.

This gives a new dimension to the joke:

• What is E.T short for?

• He has no legs.

he may be a moron, but he has a point

There is actually a chess variant quite similar:

https://images.prismic.io/lichess/17927bb6-8bb6-4836-8cc7-3098597ad39d_HordeStart.jpeg?auto=compress,format&rect=0,0,1028,1028&w=500&h=500

It produces quite balanced games

You can play here: https://lichess.org/6aX06QRw

I am a metaphysicist studying meta jokes

She stopped stress-eating when the kid streightened up