THEY SET US UP THE BOMB

Which direction is “none of anyone’s fucking business”?

“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty “

Yes, they do.

I kinda hate them because non-colorblind people generally say one of a few things when conversations about them come up: "OMG do you really not see any numbers on there? It's so OBVIOUS", "Wow... so what color is this [insert random obvious thing]?", or "So you're colorblind? How do you deal with traffic lights? LOL".

Can I just tell you how much I hate those Ishihara tests? I don't see shit in that OP one (which was exactly what I expected).

Once upon a time, Panasonic did a print ad for one of their new color printers that was a dot test that read "Panasonic", with nothing else on the page. Not super-effective advertising - although I suppose color-blind folks weren't necessarily the target demographic...

“Direct Message” , from Twitter.

“Why are you wearing that kilt?”

“Because my balls won’t fit in pants”

Dizzy Gillespie. Way back in high school our school jazz band opened for Dizzy at a festival/contest. I was heading to the rehearsal room and saw our director chatting with him, and the director waved me over and introduced me. He said “Hey man, it’s cool to meet you” and shook my hand.

I died.

Shun the non-believer!

Yes, more everyday kilt-wearing. (and not utili-kilts, those are just cargo shorts…)

If you look at my local Nextdoor, apparently every high school dude in a 2-county area has a power washer and a pickup truck (for hauling off junk).