I'm clearly going to the wrong pubs

You have been well trained, my young apprentice.

Been a bit of a dry spell for like 3 or 4 years now because of Reasons and Stuff, so frankly just someone to tussle with for a bit would already be pretty nice. But I haven't had group fun in even longer, and while it's not exactly a novel fantasy it's been fun the few times I've done it.

It'd be awesome to end up in one of those configurations of people (eg. at a party, usually how those random ones have gone for me) that suddenly devolves into groping and fucking, when everybody's enough on the same "wavelength" already and then some little thing gives the group a little push 😁 One pair starts some sort of tomfoolery, and suddenly there's not a dry panty or a flaccid penis in the vicinity and everything goes 😂

Said it somewhere else here earlier, but I'm close enough but not quite a lesbian that I jokingly call myself lesbian-adjacent, because I'm also not at all above eg. giving a dick a bit of a lick (although probably wouldn't want one like inside inside me, but who the hell knows with me 😅) in that sort of a group play scenario. The dick or the man it's attached to (wow that sounded sexist 😂) don't as such excite me, but giving pleasure to someone definitely does. And there's been other scenarios too that blur the lines, but that's probably the nature of this.

Welp, bit of a ramble, but yeah. Some sort of totally random group play thing where I feel safe with everyone and we can really have fun with each others' bodies, I'll have one of those please 😅

Damnit, not sure I remember any specifics anymore, but I've had sooooo many good laughs over the years while fooling around. I think very few situations benefit from being Taken Very Seriously, and I'm always up for a little giggle – something like cancer is serious, fucking absolutely shouldn't be 😁

Actually now that I think about it, a partner once stuck a big peacock feather between my butt cheeks (no, not in me) during an… err… sex intermission because she thought my butt looked nice but could use a little decoration. That was hilarious; since we were taking a break from the hanky panky we were both nude, and I was prancing around with that thing in my butt doing my best peacock act (which I can assure you is surprisingly good.) Eventually we composed ourselves and got on with the fucking 😁

Also a few cases where I did or said something funny (this is a load-bearing sense of humor) and had someone start laughing into my pussy while eating me 😅 A) it feels super weird but actually kinda good, B) but it's so hilarious in itself that the whole thing turns into a gigglefest

Heh you're probably right.

Remember kids, safety first: don't stick anything anywhere you can't retrieve it from if things go sideways. Don't want to end up as an ER doctor's anecdote

As a vagina-haver my initial reaction was definitely "welp, girl you better hope that candle doesn't break" 😅

I don't really have any useful suggestions unfortunately, but I'd like to thank you for doing all this anyhow ❤️

Hopefully we can all figure out some way to get the donation thing sorted out so that it'd be easy to get monthly recurring stuff flowing, would make it more likely for you to get a steadier income from them.

Not just the guys, let me tell you. You have a gorgeous figure

This looks a lot like a creepshot. Any idea where it's from? It's just that we don't want to spread stuff nonconsensually, even though the tits are very nice

I wrote a bit of C code to turn my old PS4 controller into an improvised vibrator with different modes and everything, because why not. Wasn't exactly the best vibrator ever, but it was funny (and I'm single so I takes what I can gets 😅)