Melisandre?

Always has been...

Came here to say this. How will they shut him up? The people who came to hear him talk will want to hear his word salad gospel, no matter how long he yammers for. She won't be able to get a word in.

And based on what happened with Hillary Clinton, there should also perhaps be a demand that he stay put at his lectern and not be allowed to walk around the stage/behind her...

Now do camo sneakers. With gold trim. Just to poke the bear 😉

They'll just sack some more engineers to cut costs, and hire more sales & marketing.

Looks like Jesus has taken all the wheels.

Misleading headline.

They're just fucking with him. Giving him some hope, then they'll take it away again 😔

So if he didn't sleep with them, and these aren't some sort of out of court settlement payments, what was he giving them the money for?

Ex presidents... Plural. Could someone get Dubya or Clinton or one of the others to retire Trump, since they're now immune too

By next week he won't even remember her, except maybe as someone who may have brought him covfefe that one time...

Plus you get to choose who's doing the fucking

As a mobile app developer, I lost count of how many times Android would implement something New And Shiny, and then Apple would come along, sometimes years later, implement that same thing for iOS and declare and market it as Magical and Revolutionary. Usually the iOS one would be a better one, because they'd let Android work most of the bugs out, but I don't recall too many things that Apple did that had never been seen before.