[-] eleijeep@piefed.social 0 points 13 hours ago

Population expansion is exponential but the tram moves at constant velocity, so by the time it reaches the end of the track of 8bn people there will be an exponentially increasing number of people further down the track.

[-] eleijeep@piefed.social 1 points 13 hours ago

The bottom one will kill an infinite amount of people in finite time.

instantaneously FTFY

[-] eleijeep@piefed.social 4 points 19 hours ago

better luck next time

[-] eleijeep@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Umbrella vendor says the sky is falling.

[-] eleijeep@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

It began upon the following Occasion. It is allowed on all Hands, that the primitive way of breaking Eggs, before we eat them, was upon the larger End: But his present Majesty's Grand-father, while he was a Boy, going to eat an Egg, and breaking it according to the ancient Practice, happened to cut one of his Fingers. Whereupon the Emperor his Father published an Edict, commanding all his Subjects, upon great Penaltys, to break the smaller End of their Eggs. The People so highly resented this Law, that our Histories tell us there have been six Rebellions raised on that account; wherein one Emperor lost his Life, and another his Crown. These civil Commotions were constantly fomented by the Monarchs of Blefuscu; and when they were quelled, the Exiles always fled for Refuge to that Empire. It is computed, that eleven thousand Persons have, at several times, suffered Death, rather than submit to break their Eggs at the smaller End.

[-] eleijeep@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

It's like CORBA but for Typescript.

[-] eleijeep@piefed.social 6 points 6 days ago

You have heard of the Kindle walled garden? The walls are now taller than the Tower of Babylon.

The tower of what now?

[-] eleijeep@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago

A truly unique feature of the retro FPS genre.

[-] eleijeep@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago

Probably because GenX and Millenials (the actual people who created and played these games respectively) don't like being associated with the generation that's destroying our society and planet whilst being completely out of touch with reality. It was boomers who tried to ban these games, remember?

bUt BoOmEr iS jUsT sLaNg FoR oLd PeRsOn NoW

ok zoomer

[-] eleijeep@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

uutils is coreutils re-written in Rust that Ubuntu just switched to by default in 25.10

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