1. If they make a size big enough for my fat ass, maybe
2. Does it have pockets for my weed?

new Genitorturers cover band just dropped

my shampoo bottle is at least 1:1 water and shampoo at this point 🥴

Nabokov was a victim of CSA and it's tactfully and realistically covered in the book. it in no way glorifies CSA and instead shows how horrifying and damaging it can be to victims, and how it effects them their entire lives. i fucking hâte when people say it's a "love story". now, reading Jane Austen, there's a red flag for ya. anyone that can plow through that drivel once is extremely disturbed, much less 20 fucking times.

TERFs got to her 🤷🏼

as a Norse pagan, i want to kick every last one of these freaks in the dick. we need to work even harder to get these braindead removed away from our spaces. a reminder to all our other pagan friends: if you let a cockroach into your home, it will nest.

Behind the Bastards

My Brother, My Brother, and Me

Boston's Favorite Son

my dude, most people aren't okay with those things... that's the reason shelters and aid programs exist, and why people protest in the street. just because the current geopolitical system is fine with those things, doesn't mean people are. the people ruling those systems are a very, very small percentage of the population.

tastes okay, but the meat is a bit stringy and wiry... it's like there's no fat in it at all!

love when it's for those weight loss wraps. "i was a dickhead in school to you, and now the only reason i'm contacting you is to tell you you're fat and steal your money." incredible.

one of those lil lipstick-shaped pocket knives?

Munchlax, Drifblim, and Beedrill. and i, much like every disaffected child in the 2000's, wanted Entei to be my dad.