same. it's seared into my retinas every time

a goddamn masterpiece.

extra virgin olive oil makes your coochie double tight

the ending of the words is ALMSIVI

Bird is Bored of Flying, by Mastersystem, is the best soundtrack for falling into a depressive haze. Death Dream and Loneliness and the Scream by Frightened Rabbit, who shares the lead singer above, are also incredible. Music can keep the void from growing, and let you sort of float atop it.

NewPipe is the MVP. my partner played a link on regular YT the other day and there were five ads for a ~20 minute video. absolutely disgusting.

clove oil, babes. you can buy cloves and coconut oil at the dollar store. dump em both into a pot, simmer on low for a few hours. strain and pop into a container. it'll solidify, so you can just swipe a chunk and tip it across your gums and into any applicable holes. not as good as the distilled stuff, but it's kinda hard to make that yourself without the proper equipment.

weird, that doesn't look like bottom-shelf vodka...

unironically thought about getting a SpongeBob TV like this to replace my busted one. it was $20 new, but i didn't have enough room to set it up. those things have a really thick back.

that's how you catch stoners, not aliens

if you're good at a service, always get paid for it 🤷🏼

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