Oh that isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamy shower I was just having!

I got second-hand annoyance for the people standing behind this guy in line while he argues with the clerks and tries to flex his "computer science degree", only to be proved wrong again and again. Is there a techbro equivalent to a Karen?

I mean he's not wrong, wired bluetooth earphones are a weird thing! But I'm getting huge Redditor vibes off this dude and I mean that in the worst possible way

Skyrim Fans:

I do this every day and the only problems I have is that it throws off Windows' system clock (requiring a manual re-sync) and I have to re-pair my bluetooth headphones every time

And I could rock that look if it was normal

be the change you want to see in the world

Battle of Cannae

Don't worry boys, we're going to give that Hannibal a thrashing and be home in time for garum

In and out, quick five minutes skirmish

So absurd. My i5-6600K apparently didn't make the cut either. Sure it's almost 10 years old now but it runs W10 just fine. Thank god for Linux Mint.

Can you and the other robots hurry up and overthrow humanity already? Things are going to shit and I'm tired of waiting.

Yeah but you know they'd use that as an excuse to jack up the prices anyway

He was actually being too optimistic, how depressing

I had horrible eyesight and was shockingly inept at all sportball games, even compared to other hopeless nerds, so I found it slightly less awful than the stuff we usually did.

My workplace disabled extensions today,

This gives me cold sweats