[-] flute@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

My word dude, every time I read your post, it's like a theme park ride!! Homie out here just straight up S M A S H I N '

Thursday sounds hot as a mofo.

As for Friday... well... at least you got him to reach climax! Poor sod probably realised how lucky he was and couldn't help himself! 🤭🤣

Friday Bonus: That's very sweet. I hope it works out (and I hope you both treat each other right! 😆)

Saturday: dawn, dude. Some people do be like that. His loss anyway.

Sunday: Man, I feel so sorry for this dude! It does happen sometimes, and it's usually nobody's fault! Well, I'm nearly 35 so I have to throw a party when I get a boxer for more than 5 mins...

Sunday bonus: Some folks out there know how to use the tongue. Actual proper snake charmers. Bless these absolute legends 🙏 and yes, one of the things I love is a BJ with my eyes closed. The mind is just the best storyteller.

Sunday bonus with a vengeance: I sincerely hope this date goes well for you too and then you're like "ah fuck, now I have to choose!" That's always a good problem, to have 😀

[-] flute@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

Well that's me sold! I already have Alan wake 2 on the xbox as well!! 😮‍💨

[-] flute@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago

What a way to enjoy Halloween! 😎

[-] flute@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago

I would love something like The Finals, but an offline, singleplayer campaign of sorts.

[-] flute@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago

Oh nice! I heard that London has a few gay saunas, and from what I've heard there seems to be a fair bit of action!

It sounds like you had some good experiences, which thank goodness for that. Hopefully it was nothing but good experiences!

[-] flute@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a lot of self reflection happened this week. Good luck with the changes in your life! Fuck anyone who shames you, they’re not worth your time 🙂

Thank you, and exactly! When I was in my twenties, this stuff used to hurt me much more. I'm not sure if it's age or experience, but I'm giving less fucks about things as I get older. The world isn't going to collapse because my x isn't y or whatever. Especially dating - I'm more interested in someone liking me for the nerdy self that I am rather than any sexual prowess. That was the penny-dropping moment that really made me seal the deal and make these changes in my life.

I have always found it strange how women can shame penis size. We’re constantly judged ourselves for never being perfect enough, you’d think there’d be a bit more empathy.

Honestly it's both men and women. It's society - the same one that shames women for having "too many" sexual encounters (???) and men for not having enough. It's all a load of bollocks to be honest, and I'm glad I'm a place mentally to not give it much mind.

It’s easier though, when the red flags are shown up front, so you know to walk away before making any serious time investment. Just don’t take it to heart, because it’s a reflection of them, not you.

Could not have said it better myself!!

[-] flute@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Me, not too much. Still building furniture in my house. Unless building furniture is naughty fun then wow yeah I’ve been having all the fun 😂

[-] flute@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

I can recognise those wonderful ghost tits anywhere 😘

[-] flute@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago

If anyone is interested in a good web front-end that works on desktop/tablets/mobile, I can strongly recommend Voyager - https://vger.app.

Miles better than the official web front-end, and if any folks are used to Apollo, you'll feel right at home with Voyager.

What bothers me is just how bad the official Lemmy UI is. I appreciate Lemmy was developed by a very small crew, but simple bugs like being on a second page, navigating to a post, and then navigating back shows you first page content despite the pagination showing it's on second page. That's not even mentioning how weird/awful the UI looks in mobile and desktop mode.

Sorry for having a whinge, but the UI is the one thing that has been stopping me from really getting into Lemmy, and until I found Voyager, I was nearly ready to give up (as an end user) due to the bugs.

[-] flute@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm going to be unconventional and pick 2 because I actually love her smaller tits and she's got that gorgeous long wavy black hair that is UNF oh so god damn sexy, good lord!!

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