Petition to make @dazedandconfused our very own honourary Hugh Hefner

Homie gets more ass than a toilet seat I swear, goddamn! Sounds like you had A LOT of fun!!

Goddamn, what a hot story!

It just came out. It was a sequel to an old game called Alan Wake back in the Xbox 360/PS3 era.

I didn't really enjoy the first game, but I've heard so many good things about the sequel that I felt like i might as well pick it up!

My word dude, every time I read your post, it's like a theme park ride!! Homie out here just straight up S M A S H I N '

Thursday sounds hot as a mofo.

As for Friday... well... at least you got him to reach climax! Poor sod probably realised how lucky he was and couldn't help himself! 🤭🤣

Friday Bonus: That's very sweet. I hope it works out (and I hope you both treat each other right! 😆)

Saturday: dawn, dude. Some people do be like that. His loss anyway.

Sunday: Man, I feel so sorry for this dude! It does happen sometimes, and it's usually nobody's fault! Well, I'm nearly 35 so I have to throw a party when I get a boxer for more than 5 mins...

Sunday bonus: Some folks out there know how to use the tongue. Actual proper snake charmers. Bless these absolute legends 🙏 and yes, one of the things I love is a BJ with my eyes closed. The mind is just the best storyteller.

Sunday bonus with a vengeance: I sincerely hope this date goes well for you too and then you're like "ah fuck, now I have to choose!" That's always a good problem, to have 😀

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As someone who posted to /c/cocks twice, I’m glad to have been part of the crew to help get you off! 🫡

Sounds like a lot of self reflection happened this week. Good luck with the changes in your life! Fuck anyone who shames you, they’re not worth your time 🙂

Thank you, and exactly! When I was in my twenties, this stuff used to hurt me much more. I'm not sure if it's age or experience, but I'm giving less fucks about things as I get older. The world isn't going to collapse because my x isn't y or whatever. Especially dating - I'm more interested in someone liking me for the nerdy self that I am rather than any sexual prowess. That was the penny-dropping moment that really made me seal the deal and make these changes in my life.

I have always found it strange how women can shame penis size. We’re constantly judged ourselves for never being perfect enough, you’d think there’d be a bit more empathy.

Honestly it's both men and women. It's society - the same one that shames women for having "too many" sexual encounters (???) and men for not having enough. It's all a load of bollocks to be honest, and I'm glad I'm a place mentally to not give it much mind.

It’s easier though, when the red flags are shown up front, so you know to walk away before making any serious time investment. Just don’t take it to heart, because it’s a reflection of them, not you.

Could not have said it better myself!!

I personally enjoy sex only when I feel connected to my partner, and I’m not sure I could feel that way with an escort who is being paid for their time.

Yeah, and this was a big part of it. I remember reading/watching someone describing sleeping with escorts/prostitutes as drinking saltwater in that you think you feel refreshed, but are constantly thirsty. I think that's a great analogy, except for the fact that my sexual needs were and are met tbh. It's just my emotional/relationship needs aren't being met, and no escort could deliver that tbh.

If you ever want someone to chat with, msg me any time :-)

Thanks dude, you've been really nice and helpful since I've met you. Who knows, I may end up just reaching out just to say hi :)

Haha aww, this is sweet!

Not sure about biting, but I love being kissed on the neck. I may be like "hurr durr I'm a man, well 'ard, innit" but kiss me on the neck and you can probably get my credit card details off me...

Wow! That must've been pretty cool (but also pretty difficult to get hard for obvious reasons!)

I can recognise those wonderful ghost tits anywhere 😘

I'm going to be unconventional and pick 2 because I actually love her smaller tits and she's got that gorgeous long wavy black hair that is UNF oh so god damn sexy, good lord!!